Saturday suffe-"ring"?

I have plans to see "The Ring Two" this afternoon, but after reading some reviews online, I'm not sure that's a good choice.

Stephen Hunter of the Washington Post says the movie "appears to have been written on a large piece of blank paper by chickens with their feet dipped in ink."

Roger Ebert's review gave it two-and-a-half-stars in his review, which began with this line: "I am not sure I entirely understand the deer."

That'll be on the posters and commercials soon, I'm sure.

And only a 28% freshness rating at Rotten Tomatoes. Uh-oh. Maybe I should change my plans for the afternoon. "The Upside of Anger" is looking pretty good. (71% fresh!)