Dad, it's Ian. I'm a Satanist.

At least, according to this quiz Evan posted on his blog, Orotundity.

If you haven't already been over to Evan's site - and if not, what the #$@% are you waiting for - here's a link to the quiz. See what religious label you should be tagged with.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to smear some fresh goat blood on my computer monitor. Oh, dinner with my family should be fun next week...