Saturday, April 02, 2005

To the cashier at Hy-Vee...

It's very possible I overreacted last night when, in April Fool's Day spirit, you told me I had "insufficient funds" while trying to use my check card. I apologize and hope it won't cost you too much to sew your head back on.

But I will drive back to Iowa City next year on April 1 to get you back. I want you to know that.