▪ "Dude, you gotta have a baby. We saved $3,000 on our taxes this year."
▪ "You know a name you never hear? Judas. No one names their kid Judas."
▪ "I think we're gonna check out The Corn Palace this summer."
▪ "Hey, you got here just in time. We're talking about David Foster Wallace."
▪ "You know who I'd #$@%? Martha Stewart."
▪ "I haven't gotten drunk since election night."
▪ "That Blind Justice show - it's #$@%ing horrible! Blind me while the show is on - that'd be justice."
▪ "What is a 'tar baby'?"
▪ "This guy took my class last summer! Hey, I'm teaching again this summer - tell all your friends and get 'em to spend $3,000!"
▪ "So she tells me, 'I think we should #$@% other people.'"
▪ "She has the fattest cat I've ever seen. It's 29 pounds. When it lays down, it's like a frying pan with legs and a tail."
Saturday, April 09, 2005
Drunk talk
Posted by Ian C. at 11:36 AM
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