The Fried Rice Times?

There's a reason Mis Hooz is Fried Rice Thoughts' New York correspondent. According to a report she just filed, the New York Times ran a feature on Charleston, SC in yesterday's travel section. I drive to Charleston, and then there's a story about Charleston in the NY Times on the exact same day I arrive? Coincidence or am I now a newsmaker? Has Fried Rice Thoughts become the new "All the News That's Fit to Print"? Is my ever-expanding ego about to overtake the Low Country? Maybe the NY Times will run a story on that.