Help Me With the Ladies, Don Draper!

Apparently, the whole "Ian Casselberry" thing isn't working for me. According to Don Draper, anyway...



I'm going over Mr. Draper's checklist now. Dressing like a 20-year-old college kid probably doesn't help me much either. Maybe I could drink and smoke more... ?

SNL had a pretty good Mad Men parody, as well, if you missed it.