Coffee is For Closers Only

I posted this over at Bless You Boys earlier today, but I think it'll play well here, too. Nothing is funnier than small children swearing. Even if it's bleeped out.



That's when you know you've written a classic monologue, when either Alec Baldwin or a kid can perform it to much the same effect. We salute you, David Mamet.

(Here's the real thing, if you want to watch it. Not safe for work, in terms of language, but you probably already knew that.)