Today's Fortune Cookie Wisdom

"If you're always a pessimist, consider just how futile that attitude can be."

Considering the meal I scarfed down before opening this cookie may have blown out my sodium intake for the day, I'm not sure I should be feeling too sunny, Confucius.

But health concerns aside, that Kung Pao chicken was damn tasty. Ian likes his spicy.

C'mon, man - am I suppose to just stay home and munch on a head of lettuce?