Thursday, September 07, 2006

Okay, you don't have to step out of the car

Man, we already knew that working for the Detroit Lions couldn't be fun. But one guy has apparently already cracked under the pressure of trying to turn around 70 years of suckitude.

Old School had "Frank the Tank." Detroit (or more specifically, Dearborn) now has "Joe the Show."

Here's the headline from the Detroit Free Press, not The Onion:

Lions assistant arrested for nude driving and drunken driving

If it saves you a click, I'll give it to you in a nutshell. (Wait, is that a bad choice of terms?) A Detroit Lions assistant coach was driving around Dearborn NAKED. Fortunately for him, he was doing this at night because upholstery can get kind of hot when the weather's warm. (More fortunate, of course, is that he didn't hurt anyone or himself. But don't get all Stevie Serious on me, okay?)

There's much, much more on this - including constructive after-work suggestions for the Detroit Lions coaching staff - at Sweaty Men Endeavors.