Man, we already knew that working for the Detroit Lions couldn't be fun. But one guy has apparently already cracked under the pressure of trying to turn around 70 years of suckitude.
Old School had "Frank the Tank." Detroit (or more specifically, Dearborn) now has "Joe the Show."
Here's the headline from the Detroit Free Press, not The Onion:
Lions assistant arrested for nude driving and drunken driving

There's much, much more on this - including constructive after-work suggestions for the Detroit Lions coaching staff - at Sweaty Men Endeavors.